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WELCOME
to the
Toby Williams Institute of Technology
Where the future will happen real soon!
The Toby Williams Institute of Technology
One Sporck Plaza
Avalon, Catalina Island
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THE LATEST TWIT NEWS |
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The Toby Williams Institute of Technology is proud to
announce that we are doing our part to ward off the evil catastrophic
climate change that has so many of you in a tizzy. We are
offering certified carbon offset credits made from 100% pure carbon!
These outstanding quality carbon offset credits are made from only the
finest 100 million year old carbon, carefully mined from the center of
our galaxy. As a special introductory offer, the first one
hundred people to buy these outstanding carbon credits will receive
two for the price of one! That's 100 certified carbon offset
credits for the incredible low, low introductory price of only
$50. Quantities are limited, so do your part today to save our
planet and ease your feelings of guilt for living here. Order
yours today! Contact
toby@twitland.com for
more information or to place your order!
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Certified
by
The Great State of Catalina Island
(Our Nation's 52nd State)
Don't Be Fooled By Imposters!
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